You've CHEERED as the Captain $CUTTLE$ 2000 or MORE EMPLOYEE $AILOR$ to bring the ports ABOVE THE WATERLINE.
You've COWERED beneath the LA$H and at the sight of UNEXPLAINABLE LIGHT$ IN THE $KY.
But Profitability is UP! Long Term Yields are UP! CATTLE MUTILATION I$ UP! The Winds are BRI$K and the GALLEON$ are OFF the COA$T! Hoist all $AIL and PREPARE TO BOARD!